You all thought Gym Ninja wasn't gonna blog today eh? Well, it was a close call. Busy busy busy busy busy Ninja!
How is that? How can one be SO busy despite being Fondant Fancied? Ah well....
So, we are a day behind in factual updates, so allow Gym Ninja to bring you back to Sunday....
*cue whirly going back in time music*
Sunday Car Boot Palava!
4.55am and Gym Ninja's alarm went off. On a SUNDAY! How very rude!
However, being jobless GN needs to raise cash and what better way (OK, so there ARE better ways) to do it than selling old tat at a car boot sale? Gym Ninja had 45 minutes to get ready, eat breakfast (porridge mixed with Maximuscle Promax protein powder) and drive the stuffed-to-bursting Ninjamobile to collect Mum Ninja and her junk (ahem, quality second hand goods) before heading off to the carboot site.
6.20am and GN and her mum pulled up at the venue and parked in the field. A very open, exposed field near the sea. That'd be a field with NO shelter nearby...do bear this in mind for later.
GN and her mum set up their table and deposited all their stuff over it whilst 'Dealers' circled like sharks. Cor blimey it was cold! Gym Ninja had a tracksuit on (had been advised to dress like a chav!) and over that a long sweatshirt with her hood up, plus a hat, and over THAT a zip up coat...you know, to 'blend in' aka Eastenders market stall stylee...